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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

wondering what's at the top of that ladder


It's a suprise just for you Ahlexus.;-)

Legs??? One of my ex's had the sweetest legs in the world. Thin and long, plus she tanned all the time. They were so smooth. I remember how she would wrap her legs......ugh! That's enough, I'm getting depressed.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Hey, Frederick's is having a kick ass sale. All corsets are on sale!



Okay - bugashit, OUT OF THE BARREL.
Slutsshit- get IN THE BARREL.

Corsets? is that how you keep your "shapely figure"? Do you buy your "toys" there too bigboy?

[homer]YOU ARE GEEEEYYY![/homer]


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If with age comes wisdom, I should have been a fucking sage by now!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Well, I won't

Gotta love a challenge ;)




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Gotta love a challenge



Bring it on HL ;-)

Off to lunch, see y'all in a bit


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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 7-10-01 @ 12:27 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey, Frederick's is having a kick ass sale. All corsets are on sale!



[obscure reference]Sloats, did you and Psycho Mark ever hook up after you danced for him?[/obscure reference]

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Bring it on

Hmmm, See Status: Member of O&A.com C-Tease team. (Psychopath too for that matter ;))

Maybe I should rethink Slackstock. :)

Lunch, good idea.




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, with all this sex talk I'm now just depressed that I'm not getting any. Thanks everybody.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
May I present my "Get out of the Barrel Free" card?




[Obscure reference] I went looking for trouble....[/Obscure reference]







220, 221, whatever it takes.
Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
So glad I got out of the barrel....damn, at least I don't have a corset-wearing fetish.



-- It's a grid! --
Breasts!! One More Shot! One More Beer!!

lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

May I present my "Get out of the Barrel Free" card?


You can present it, but, oooooh Sooooorry, it's expired!

Now take you turn in the barrel like a man...ooops, taking it like a man's what got you in there in the first place...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
No Boogaloo, you just like mannequins instead.

Sloats, is that the newest one you want? I'll tell you what, if you stop telling us about your gay sexual practices, I'll take up a collection at the next board party to buy it for you. Deal?

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Now take you turn in the barrel like a man...ooops, taking it like a man's what got you in there in the first place...

I'm sure you'd like to teach him everything you know about taking it like a man Cap'n, but please, spare us.

Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sloats, is that the newest one you want?



No, Maynard, I've always had a thing for Leann Tweedan, and I am completely commited to her:










220, 221, whatever it takes.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Maynard, was your mom talking about me AGAIN?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

spitfire421
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
LMAO-- I love coming back to the cluster-fuck after doing lots of work :)

quote:

Legs???....That's enough, I'm getting depressed

Seeing my long legs will make you feel much better ;)


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 7-10-01 @ 12:55 PM
Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Yes Spit has nice legs....but a very heavy purse



-- It's a grid! --
Breasts!! One More Shot! One More Beer!!

lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Seeing my long legs will make you feel much better


[Dice voice]It depends on how tightly they're wrapped around me[/Dice voice]

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Seeing my long legs will make you feel much better



Please stop with the teasing Spit.;-)

Sometimes I miss my ex....but then I stick a fork in my eye and remember the pain.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
And your Breast Spit, don't forget about your breast. (I know I won't)


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


spitfire421
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
UGH! Why'd I start this LOL ...I'm never gonna live this down am I? Great!

Hey, and didn't we say that a guy posting chick pics is creepy...Can we definitely make a rule against that?
GUYS: Let the c-teases (incl. Ahlexus) handle the stroke material!!!!


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You see, Spit agrees with me.

Slacker Rules:

Slacker Rule #1: No real work will be accomplised while you are posting in a slacker thread.

Slacker Rule #2: Only the ladies of the C-tease team or those given the power by a current member of the c-tease team may post Chick Pics.

Any others?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-10-01 @ 1:14 PM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
so, I am unable to discuss the attributes of certain lingerie with visual aids? My pictures were NOT meant as stroke material, rather a 1,000 word defense.







220, 221, whatever it takes.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:gets on hands and knees to beg for Ahlexus' forgiveness:



HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
If it upset a C-teaser, it has to be wrong.



ECW. ECW. ECW. (Just getting back into practice)


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


njstrawberry
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

taking it like a man's what got you in there in the first place


and I thought it was him taking it from a man ;)


I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.


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