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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 12 - Will My Employer Ever Realize Their Return on Investment??
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I don't know what I'll be wearing, but hopefully I won't be wearing it for long.

OK, thanks hosp. Now I'm going to vomit.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Ladi, do you have AIM? otherwise, E-Mail Me...




Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
AIM - yes - I just realized both our sigs have their arms up. Neat.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-12-01 @ 2:45 PM
AFDude
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
T-minus one hour and counting until the weekend....
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Fucking double posts.....

Oh, and the spelling from above......Fucking spelling....

This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-12-01 @ 2:57 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

T-minus one hour and counting until the weekend....

DICK!
I'm stuck her 1 hour and one day. Dammit!


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'm stuck her 1 hour and one day. Dammit!

You stuck her for an hour and a day and you're complaining? Ponderous. ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

DICK!



When did Fez get here???

Yes Ladi and Spit, that pose makes the funbags much more accessable ;-) (j/k)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

- I just realized both our sigs have their arms up. Neat.



Ladi, I'd do the same but I'm afraid I'd empty the room. ;)

Flyboy - I thought the airforce was m-f? how you get a 4 day week? ya bastid!


If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website

If with age comes wisdom, I should have been a fucking sage by now!

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy, Don't ask; Dont tell.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
::peeks her head into the room... see's everyone is slacking. Terrific! :)::





Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Yikes! The picture loads slower than the words, all of a sudden there was a mostly naked girl. Glad I didn't leave the page in front.

Nice Ahlexus, shiney

Spit- you've got mail



We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-12-01 @ 3:13 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

[obscure movie reference]Who comes out at night? The Warriors?[/obscure movie reference]


as three bud nips rattle together
Warriors come out and play.

quote:

anyone wearing anything recognizable



Don't know what I'm wearing yet. Depends on what is clean.:)





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
okay folks - the ominous and all knowing midget (along with his trusty pig Wilbur) have taken on a new addition to the fold. She's a nice girl so if she pops her head in here, please be nice to her. Her name is Ms. MoneyPenny and has definite slacker potential.

Guys - fellas - homos - you know who you are. Let's try not to bombard her too much okay. Remember - you guys are c-blockers, even though you act like stalkers sometimes.

Time for ol'school c-blocking:

- Metal is married with kids and rumored to be gay
- Gilligan has warts on his face and is definitely gay
- Hosp has gonna Hollywood so unless you're into wheatgrass, forget it
- Drunken smells like tuna (and that's after he showers)
- Wage has STD's that have yet to be medically discovered
- OAS is old. Really really old.
- Capn Fudge shits in his pants and is very very gay
- Barry manilow can't sing for squat and works at mcdonalds
- Atomic is a newlywed to a wife that would have his balls if he thought about anyone else.
- AFDude , well..... let's just say that's not a cold sore on his lip....

Now that's what you call C-blocking. Did I miss anyone?


If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website

Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny.
Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


AFDude
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Frump, the AF is 24/7 but some of us who went to SA have some time off owed to us and I'm taking a day off tomorrow....
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

- Hosp has gonna Hollywood so unless you're into wheatgrass, forget it


Grump, you have forgotten about the casting couch.

So being an original C-blocker, what am I doing wrong?

I thought I was doing a good job.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


gonzo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
So, can I still slack here even though I'm not actually working?

Oh, and I didn't make Grumpy's c-blocker list because I consider myself completely single...but always looking for more women to add to the harem.

And there's a very good chance you might see me early on at the party...have to leave early to get back up here to a gig in E. Rutherford, but I can get a few hours of solid drinking in there....

So how y'all doin?


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I forgot two slackers:

Brain - he's athletically challenged. Probably due to the castration he went through. it must suck not to have junk
Gonzo - a wanna be musician who sings like stalker Patty and pretty much looks like her.

Ms. MoneyPenny - if you read this, these guys along with the others listed are the ones to avoid.



If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website

Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny.
Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


Ms Moneypenny
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
My first double post. Sorry guys.

Under the care and supervision of a mean midget with a bad attitude.
Adopted by Grumpy


This message was edited by Ms Moneypenny on 7-12-01 @ 3:53 PM
Ms Moneypenny
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Hello Slackers.

Does it count as slacking if I'm posting from home but I should be at work right now?

Under the care and supervision of a mean midget with a bad attitude.
Adopted by Grumpy
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hi Ms Moneypenny. Welcome to our kinder gentler message board. Since Grumpy was introducing you to everyone I just thought I'd give you a shout out. Listen, Grumpy is very protective about his personal life, but if I may just warn you, if you have any valuables, put them up on a high shelf, he can't reach them that way. And if you have any pigs, lock them up. This was Grumpy after he had a little too much to drink at the last board party.

You have been warned.

So once again....WELCOME!


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
OOOPS!!!!
You forgot one Grumpy, who'd a thunk it.
You forgot yourself, I am sure it was an oversight, so i'll fill her in.


You see you gotta watch out for Grumpy, he's a mean little shin kicker. Who has a problem with alcohol. You see all he can lift is the little nips and that frustrates him so. He can't drink the big bottles like the rest of the big guys.

And short-tempered, worse than a chained up pitbull with a bunch of females in heat around him.



After the fire the fire still burns
The heart grows older but never ever learns
The memories smoulder and the soul always yearns
After the fire the fire still burns

Adopted TonySoprano, if he disrespects you, let me know, I'll find a nice place for him to sleep with the fishes.




E-Mail Me
Banana_juice
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Since I am not on grumpy's list of c-blockers who grumpy says is gay.. let me be the first to say hello to msmoneypenny.. welcome aboard . happy slacking..


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
MoneyPenny, welcome. And to avoid the double posting, preview your post before you post them.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hello Ms. MP, and welcome to the world of slacking.

Grump, you need to add yourself to the list.

Grump - fidget pigfucker from parts unknown.:)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 7-12-01 @ 3:58 PM


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