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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 12 - Will My Employer Ever Realize Their Return on Investment??
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You must have wandered past Gaynard's barrel again.

Why is that? Are you standing outside my barrel masturbating again whild you look at me through the peep hole? You sick fucker.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
I just have to share this - these were jus sent to EVERYONE in my company.

1.
THERE WILL BE A SOFTBALL GAME TODAY
THURSDAY JULY 12TH, 2001 @ 5:30
IN --- PARK

2.
Obviously you are excited about this softball game.......The Capital
Region will never be at your softball games.........so please remove us
from your emails.....we really get plenty of emails without these
constant reminders from you..... Thank You

3.
you are very rude!

4.
Sorry about that...maybe we won't include you in anything from now on!

5.
Well I am sorry to hear that all of you in the Capital Region are not
going to be able to attend our softball game, but if you ever become
available please let us know. Thank you so much for emailing all of us
throughout the Northeast to make us aware of your absence. Regards!

LMAO !! Does no one check the To line when they hit Reply.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::laughing at Dubya:: Busted.....LOL ;-)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Heyladi, I know we were talking about it, I just found it weird that he decided to pick me to dedicate a song about a penis too.



Hosp, it's because I've been teasing you about "little naked guy". That's all. Nothing too mysterious.

And Grumpy? Let's torture AFDude until he tells us, ok?



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
::stumbles into room::
::looks around::
nice uncle swallow, you picked a nice place
just thought i would stop by and say hello to all the slackers
::waves::HEY!!!

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
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"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
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Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm supposed to be at work, but I'm not...figured I would bring ya guys some Krispy Kremes and say hi. :)


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Mmmmmm donuts......


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I hate double posts!

This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-12-01 @ 10:58 AM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
What up FMFB?

No, no, no...I saw the hole, but put a cork in it. I hope Gilligan doesn't suffocate.

Ahlexus you tease. Can we get off, haha, the topic of maturbation. Unless the girls want to talk about their habits, this sounds gaey.




If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 7-12-01 @ 11:09 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ahlexus, I guess I'm just not secure enough to have another guy thinking about my little naked guy.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ahlexus, I guess I'm just not secure enough to have another guy thinking about my little naked guy.


But he lives in a barrel. It's lonely in there. He needs his mental images while he listens to Ladi sing "Detachable Penis"



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
AFDude
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
1) S.A.I.T is privileged info, though to my knowledge the one other person who knows what it means no longer frequents here...I'll probably change it

2) Frumpy (hey i've been gone, so I retain the right to call you that...in jest, of course) I'll go to Yahoo later.

3)Ahlexus..me nice guy...ehhh....you just don't know me yet.
atomic punk
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Spit, I found this quote at the end of an article about The Score:

quote:

And according to early notices, the tension pays off. Time reports the $70 million crime flick earned high marks at several test screenings and the buzz over the film is growing faster than Brando's waistline.


Frank Oz directed, and apparently didn't get along with Brando, DeNiro, or Norton. I think it looks like it's going to be great!





Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Whats up DGW? I'm bored...waiting to go visit my friend in the hospital...I should be at work...oh wells.




All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
just thought I'd share...:)


quote:

Unless the girls want to talk about their habits...

OK, then Dubya...here's the C-tease Question of the Day:
Masturbation: how often? use any appliances? do you name your appliances if you have any?
(and for both sexes: does it make you uncomfortable to include appliances and other toys during sex?)

EDIT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FMFB
Cheer up! For some reason my b-days always start out like shit and end up awesome :)




Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 7-12-01 @ 11:06 AM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Woo Hoo, 11:00 & I've barely done shite!




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Morning, all you slack-happy people! :)

quote:

Ahlexus, I guess I'm just not secure enough to have another guy thinking about my little naked guy.

And yet you were offering it up to us yesterday all cleaned up and purtified... sounds geeeeeeeeeeeeey to me LOL.

I'll try to pop in from time to time, mostly to see who gets tossed in which barrels LOL. Later! :)

edit-- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUNBAGS!!! :)
I hope your friend pulls through, too.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 7-12-01 @ 11:09 AM
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

3)Ahlexus..me nice guy...ehhh....you just don't know me yet.


Frightening... yet strangely exciting at the same time.

Ladi, love the memo!



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
No, the only appliance I use during masturbation is my hand.
No, it doesnt make me uncomfortable to bring appliances into the bedroom.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Answering Spits question:

I "pet my poodle" when the mood strikes....have no toys...but it is my birthday...anyone wanna buy me a vibrator?

edit -- thanks Brain :)
double edit -- thanks Spit! How do you make things move?? :)


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on








This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 7-12-01 @ 11:16 AM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
FMFB...hope it all works out for your friend. Sucks that the Dr. had a brain fart.

Appliances??? I got this great rotissierre cooker...oh wait...nevermind.

I know Gilligan is fixed on it but maybe we don't have to hear about Hosp's junk anymore....just a suggestion.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Grumpy
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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Flyboy - bro - you can call me frump anytime. and yes, apparently Ahlexus really has no clue about you.

Nice guy? LMMFAO. Yeah right! next they be saying that Gilligan is not gay.


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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Masturbation:
How often? Varies 1-4x a week.
Use any appliances? Not yet.
Does it make you uncomfortable to include appliances and other toys during sex?Don't think it will.





We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
OK people......we need to finalize these plans for saturday.

5:00pm at the Tiki bar
5:30 or 6 go get some food (i'm sure spit or DW can come up with a good resteraunt for us to go to)
After dinner go back to the Tiki and meet up with anyone that skipped dinner
Drink till we're unconcious

How's this sound to all the attendee's? By the way, who's going?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
FMFB, Happy Birthday and good luck to your friend.

I'd buy you one. What do you want? Large, Small, Realistic, Battery or Plug?

And my feelings towards toys in sex, whatever the woman wants. It's all about pleasure.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




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