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o&aswallow
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well thats it for today kids. Gilligan, Ladi, GW will see you tomorrow.

Metal, sucks to be you!

Hosp, make sure you click on the attract more women now banner on the top. You need all the help you can get. LOL

Later slacckers and slackettes.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
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jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Hey, for Tiki, anyone wearing anything recognizable?



Not sure what I'm wearing but I'll be the guy walking with a limp.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
atomic punk
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Morning everyone. It looks like you guys and gals are going to have some awesome weather for the festivities tomorrow. I'm sad I'm going to miss it.

GW - I assume you hurt yourself playing softball. I hope you at least did it rounding third, or running down a fly ball, and not trying to beat out a ground ball to first. ;)



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I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Metal, sucks to be you!



See, now that are the words of wisdom I look forward to each day. Have a good one, you old fuck you LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I fucking tweeked it running to third and then it totally got fucked when I had to run down a ball. The pain really fucking hurts. It's the first time I've had a problem with my legs. I guess when you're getting close to 30 your body starts to break down.

Funny email I recieved, from a chic of course.

He Said, She Said"
10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'
3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light on.
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I guess when you're getting close to 30 your body starts to break down.



Not only does it break down, but it takes twice as long to heal man. Did ya really need to stretch it into a triple? ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
atomic punk
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I guess when you're getting close to 30 your body starts to break down


I feel your pain, GW. I popped my hamstring for the first time two years ago. It's going to take forever to get better.



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Wendy
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Ahh ... I'm sorry. Instinct overcame my logical mind. What can I do to make it up to you?



wendy@opieanthony.com
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What can I do to make it up to you?



LOL.....how about coffee and donuts for the thread ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
MF, are you letting her off easy? Or do I just expect 'worse' from you - lol




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Guys....

I missed this place

Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

MF, are you letting her off easy? Or do I just expect 'worse' from you - lol



HL, she does work in HR....need to watch those Title VII violations. Now if there is something special YOU would like to do for us.....go right ahead ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Hey, Dream - Welcome Back ! How was your Vacation & Birthday?




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
spitfire421
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
::Yawn!:: Morning guys...

I hate people...why does one of my best friends wait until last night to tell me that he's having a huge birthday dinner...on Saturday night UGH!...oh, well, it's only Friday's so I won't be missing much, but now I feel so bad

WB, Dream...good thing you missed the cluster-f Wednesday :)


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
Ahlexus
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
::bounces in bringing 2 boxes of donuts + fresh bagels 'n cream cheese::

Morning everyone! :)

DGW I'm so sorry to hear about your injury. :< Let me kiss it and make it all better. Ladi, have fun at your company picnic... sounds like a good time. It's Fridays guys!!

Welcome back Dream, hope your bday was great.



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
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This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-13-01 @ 9:42 AM
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey DW.....great to see you back here!!! Welcome home...LOL ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Wendy
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Somehow I think it'll take more than one to satisfy this group.

Oh MF? lol ... being in HR has taught me which rules are bendable ...



wendy@opieanthony.com
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Thanx guys!! Can ya feel the love?? :) Its nice to be home :)

My vacation was sooo relaxing..I sat on the beach for a week and just hung around and did nothing..It was great. My b-day was cool too..I am now almost a quarter of a century old. Oh and thanx for all the kind b-day wishes..You guys are the best!!

Did I miss anything exciting?? Whats this list you all are on?

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I guess when you're getting close to 30 your body starts to break down

So what does that say about OAS's body then?

Sorry dude, I had to say it....


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

being in HR has taught me which rules are bendable



So, how flexible are you then? ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I Hate people, and I'm not looking forward to tomorrow as much as I was. And I'm not calling you guys kids anymore.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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Ahlexus
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

So, how flexible are you then?



Who didn't see that line coming?


:)




Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Who didn't see that line coming?



Gotta hit them out of the park when you can :-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Wendy
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 9:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I'm *very* flexible ... try me ... ;)



wendy@opieanthony.com
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Nice to see Hosp is in a better mood.

Who's this Dreamweaver person???:)

Off for cake and doughnuts. My pops retires today, part of Lucents 7 Point Restructuring Plan....ass effs!



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.


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