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Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
She said blow.....

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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

THEY come out at night.


THEM

Man's atomic age is here Horrifying hordes appear
Exoskeleton armored, exoskeleton might
Exoskeleton horror, exoskeleton bite
Beware of THEM! (2x)
Something wicked this way comes
Creepy crawling giant bugs Exoskeleton armored, exoskeleton might
Exoskeleton horror, exoskeleton bite
Beware of THEM! (2x)
In the desert sands where they test the bombs came these man-made monsters
They'll try to breed, they'll fly by night
We must destroy these nests of mutant ants, these man-made monsters
Their bodies burn a gruesome sight Beware of THEM! (2x)
Evil is as humans do Bible prophecy comes true
In the desert sands where they test the bombs came these man-made monsters
They'll try to breed, they'll fly by night
We must destroy these nests of mutant ants, these man-made monsters
Their bodies burn a gruesome sight (2x)
Beware of THEM!





We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

THEY come out at night.

[obscure movie reference]Who comes out at night? The Warriors?[/obscure movie reference]


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
That's all the reaction I get with the THEY comment? I guess we're all feeling musical tonight.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
They come out at night? Do they scurry out from behind the fridge?

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Thank you Froy for the assistance
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AIM - Lt Boogaloo
atomic punk
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

THEY come out at night


THEY? C.H.U.D.?




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
AFDude
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Totally unrelated to this topic...however I figured some of you "Jerseyites" might enjoy this, courtesy of a cousin I have that lives up there:


Three Little Pigs .. NJ style

>

> Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

>

> The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.

>

> One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw

> pig's house and said

> "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down."

> And he did!!!!

>

> So the straw pig went running over to the stick

> pig's

> house and said

> 'Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house.

> So the stick pig let

> the straw pig in.

>

> Just then the wolf showed up and said, " I'm gonna

> huff and puff and blow

> your house down." And he did!!!

>

> So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over

> to the brick pig's

> house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad

> wolf just blew our

> houses down."

>

> So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed

> up.

>

> The wolf said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your

> house down."

> The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared!

>

> But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a

> call.

>

> A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo

> pulls up. Out step two

> massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats.

>

> These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the

> neck and beat the living

> shit out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun,

> stuck it in his mouth

> and fired killing the wolf, then they got back into

> their limo and drove

> off.

>

> The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the

> fuck were those guys?"

> they asked.

>

> "Those were my cousins from Jersey..........the

> Guinea Pigs."

>

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey, who told AFD about Wilbur's brick house?

that has got to be one of the funniest version of the 3 pigs I've ever heard. Remind me to tell Wilbur that he's famous now.

Actually AFD - I tell that story to my son at ngiht when I put him to bed. He loved the cartoon version of it so he has me read it to him just about every night. I wonder what my wife would think if I told him your version? LMFAO


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spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

THEY come out at night


That's ok, you can't see them unless they're smiling :)
Waddle-doodle...I apologize (seriously, I do)


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ahh nah nah dwarf boy. The last thing we need is another pissed off midget like you running around in the world. Maybe you should let someone nicey nice to come over and tell Grumpy Jr. bedtime stories. Maybe GonzoStyle, or FEZ.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Spit, you should get spanked for that ;-) LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Spit, you should get spanked for that

Nah, Ahlexus is the one that likes to get spanked. I think we need to be more creative with Spit......Maybe if we tie her up, and give her 20 lashings with my wet noodle. That'll teach her.

Did I say my noodle? I meant A wet noodle. Yeah. ;-)


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Can't we lash them both?

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Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Gilligan ain't lashing anybody from that barrel he's in.....LOL.

Will this day ever effin end????

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ahlexus is the one that likes to get spanked


Oh my



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Gilligan ain't lashing anybody from that barrel he's in

Actually MF, I've been in here for so long, I've had plenty of time to practice things like that and have become quite proficient at them.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
That's a roomy-ass barrel...must be the 2002 model

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Thank you Froy for the assistance
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Yes boog, it's the 2002 Luxury Edition.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well what the hell kinda gratitude is that Gilligan??? We get you a nice fancy engraved barrel and all you're doing is spanking out batches in it to pass the time??? Gah damn!

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

2002 Luxury Edition


Moon Roof, Power Seat Memory, & Security System?




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Security System



Would YOU want to touch that thing now??? LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Hey, you never know, I haven't met him yet ;)

Hey, for Tiki, anyone wearing anything recognizable? And anyone going early, like 3?

I have a shirt w/dragons on it I figure I'll wear that so I stick out & you all can find me.



We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-12-01 @ 2:30 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Are we stuck discussing MGK's barrell? What the hell is going on in here.

I must really be acting weird lately because 2 people in my office even made a comment.

I need this weekend.

Heyladi. I'm trying to get there about 11. I don't know what I'll be wearing, but hopefully I won't be wearing it for long.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-12-01 @ 2:35 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I must really be acting weird lately because 2 people in my office even made a comment.

Why are people in your office talking about my barrel?

quote:

Hey, for Tiki, anyone wearing anything recognizable? And anyone going early, like 3?

I'll be the one with the really big penis. And I won't be there till 5.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-12-01 @ 2:36 PM
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Maybe they have barrel envy.

--A New Sig Under Construction--
Thank you Froy for the assistance
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo


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