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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Um, thanks for the recipe. But I always thought the chinese used cat instead of chicken...

f u maynard

oh yeah, ladi couldn't you have at least left me some beer in this barrel??


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This message was edited by skitchr4u on 7-19-01 @ 2:33 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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::kicks Maynard in the ass::

Board Killer!


Nuggetking
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Close this effing thread! It's too much of a pain in the ass to have to check on TWO slack threads... I mean, we ARE slackers!

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PHILLY LOVES O&A!!!!!

...Adopted by Rone
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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quote:

we ARE slackers!

Yeah, which means we don't finish anything either


skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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Split Personality #1
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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You know ladi, you are right...I couldn't even finish my lunch today! Now not only do I slack at working, but I am even slacking while eating!!


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Metalfan
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 7:51 AM      
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::walks in, leaves one bag at Gayfag's desk and another at HeyLezzi's....turn and walk out laughing::

ROFL....wait until they open these...hehehe

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Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
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::walks in and sees the bags on the desks, signed love petal::

::backs out of the room slowly, hoping the camera didn't see me enter::


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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 8:55 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Hi Petal, what's in the bag...

And I have a song for this rm too:

Anarchy in the U.K.

Right! Now ha, ha, I am an antichrist I am an anarchist Don't know what I want But I know how to get it I wanna destroy the passerby 'Cause I wanna be Anarchy No dogs body

Anarchy for the UK It's coming sometime and maybe I give a wrong time stop a traffic line Your future dream is a shopping scheme 'Cause

I wanna be Anarchy In the city

How many ways to get what you want I use the best I use the rest I use the enemy I use Anarchy 'Cause

I wanna be Anarchy It's the only way to be

Is this the M.P.L.A or Is this the U.D.A or Is this the I.R.A I thought it was the UK Or just another country Another cunt-like tendencies (council tenency?)

I Wanna be Anarchy I Wanna be Anarchy Oh what a name

I wanna be Anarchy Know what I mean?

And I wanna be an anarchist Get pissed Destroy!


Metalfan
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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I'd hate to spoil your surprise.....why don't you investigate for yourself

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I've got a song for you too Ladi....

you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me i broke apart my insides, help me i've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal



hehehehe


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
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::open bag::
::look of surprise & confusion::

What is it !?


Metalfan
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
::sitting at the surveillance camera laughing my ass off as a container filled with chum, feces and severed man junk flies up into Ladi's unsuspecting face and open mouth::

Priceless....just priceless. They always fall for that gag....ROFLMMFAO

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
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::hears ladi scream:: :: walks back into the room::

moring all




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heyladiladi
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ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
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::spits man junk at skitchr::

::wipes face on Petal's shirt::

Yeah, thanks!! Deek!


Metalfan
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
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Guess we don't need to ask Ladi if she spits or swallows.....ROFL.

[arnold voice]Go ahead, it won't show on this shirt[/arnold voice]

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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You only Wish you knew ;)


Metalfan
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
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::looking at SkiT's shirt::

I think I know the answer ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Haggis

1 cleaned sheep or lamb's stomach bag
2 lb. dry oatmeal
1 lb chopped mutton suet
1 lb lamb's or deer's liver, boiled and minced
1 pint (2 cups) stock
The heart and lights of the sheep, boiled and minced
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp.. each: cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper, salt and pepper

Toast the oatmeal slowly until it is crisp, then mix all the ingredients (except the stomach bag) together, and add the stock. Fill the bag just over half full, press out the air and sew up securely. Have ready a large pot of boiling water, prick the haggis all over with a large needle so it does not burst and boil slowly for 4 to 5 hours. Serves 12.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Turns and blows chunks all over Metal...Ladi, that was nasty! We have to teach you to swallow!!


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heyladiladi
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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Hang on let me get into position...



Ok, line forms to the left. ;)


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Pushes all the other guys out of the way to get into the line first.

WOW GW, how clever of you. Posting recipe's. What an original idea.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
::walks into room looks around with puzzeld look on face::
::steps outside of door looks up see's what the problem is was looking for 13 this is 12 the fight club slacker room::
:: Yells "Drop Dead F-tard still looking for you"::

"Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?




skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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::Kicks maynard in the nuts:: No way pal, I am first on this line!!




AIM: SkiT4you
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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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That's right Gaynard I wanna be just like you.
I forgot how hard it was to cut and paste recpies from foodtv.com. Now got get me a razor so I can shave my legs and be like you.

It's the Brish Open, and this is one of Scotlands famous recipes. Hearts and liver of a lamb cooked inside a sheeps stomach. Isn't that a little funny and gross at the same time.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Actually GW, its really gross, and not very funny. Sorry to disagree with you. Nasty really...


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