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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 12 - Will My Employer Ever Realize Their Return on Investment??
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Yes, and that's why I like it here



Well OK then, it was very delectible looking!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm baaaacccckkkkkk!

I know everyone missed me yesterday. How are the inmates today?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm baaaacccckkkkkk!



There goes the nieghborhood. Back in your closet you man showering watching freek.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Morning Ladi!

Welcome back to the fold Maynard!

We had your barrel cleaned and exterminated. It's all fresh and ready for you to move back in :)





Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com


This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-17-01 @ 9:17 AM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Hey seeing the barrel, I just realized AmishBabe hasn't been around... (Not that she needs to go in it - Amish=farm stuff)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-17-01 @ 9:20 AM
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

We had your barrel cleaned and exterminated



Mother of all creatures great and small, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT? LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I heard from A-Babe yesterday. She is alive and well. Just got back from vacation.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Good day to all what the hell is up is anyone else having problems with their angelfire accts
Maynard whats this i hear about you watching people in the shower last time i play pool(aka billards) around you.

"Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey all.

Damn I'm tired today.

Oh I see, everyone brings their friends around after I leave. I'm insulted.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Cleaning the barrel and killing all the parasites...now Maynard will want to talk to us...lol

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Oh I see, everyone brings their friends around after I leave.

She must've known about your "problem". ;-)


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Problem? What Problem?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Mother of all creatures great and small, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT? LOL


quote:

Cleaning the barrel and killing all the parasites...now Maynard will want to talk to us...lol


I had to send that barrel out to be cleaned! The stench around here was becoming unbarrelable. They're going to charge us extra though because they had to drag out the heavy duty equipment. Also, we should be hearing back from the lab on what that *stuff* was glued to the inside walls.



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com
Wendy
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Break out the blacklight. If the inside of said barrel glows, don't touch it ...



wendy@opieanthony.com
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
LOL Wendy.....I bet that thing looks like a nuclear blast site then...LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
morning all....its good to see that you had maynards barrel cleaned, it was stinking all the way down in the movie forum!


AIM: SkiT4you
First Member of the JWO
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning everyone. I see the regular riff raff is here.
I'm going to be stuck in a non slacking position most of the day. The executives here are starting something called the New Lucent....all I know is that it means a lot of layoffs. Only a matter of time before my job gets contracted out....it's the way of Corporate America nowadays.





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Also, we should be hearing back from the lab on what that *stuff* was glued to the inside walls.


We wasted money paying a lab to find that out?

So hows your hidden donut this morning?? Did I do a good job retrieving it??

(The last question is an attempt to steer the conversation away from the disgusting living habits of life in Gilligans barrel)



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
spitfire421
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning guys...I'm turning into a workaholic this week LOL

quote:

Problem? What Problem?

Nah, the correct response is "Wanna see my scar?";)


Dad: Where do you get your values? From that stinking heavy metal music you listen to day and night?
Joe: Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all fucked up!

[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Spit - Yesterday I received a porno CD in the mail (I have no idea how I got this sent to me but I enjoyed it anyway) and the title of the CD was interesting. It was called S.O.S. (Spit OR Swallow) Interesting huh??? ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

stuck in a non slacking position most of the day
Have fun, be sure to stretch first ;)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
*grumblegrumblegrumblethankgodi'vegotsometremblegrumblegrumble*

Morning Slackers,

Sorry to hear about your possible lay off, GW.

You should send your resume' to Wendy...she's needs afew more to review to win the free toaster.


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Does anyone remember Keannu Reeves Rallying speech from "The Replacements?"

Is everyone ready for a new thread?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Wendy
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Did I mention today's contest? Line up to smack Barry in the head for WANTING to give me more work to do? lol



wendy@opieanthony.com
spitfire421
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
LMAO OAS...You sure you didn't get Hosp to make that esp. for you? ;)

I thought we start new threads at 1000?...or not...whatever


Dad: Where do you get your values? From that stinking heavy metal music you listen to day and night?
Joe: Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all fucked up!

[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me


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