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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 12 - Will My Employer Ever Realize Their Return on Investment??
Claire
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
*Wanders in, sits next to Lazerus, opens a Sam Adams, and views the sickness*

quote:

Holy shit, you boys are scaring me....I'm outta here...You've all gone mad
That about covers it.

Oh, and by the way-nice job, guys and gals. Some sick funny shit. Nicest job-Ladi. Good work, woman.

[Breuer killed on today's Show ref]
*Runs to the Hills----runs for her life!*
[/Breuer killed on today's Show ref]


"I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg."

Dante: Any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
It's all in good fun. Gotta let off steam ya know.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Ahlexus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Hey Ladi! What are you doing slacking at this late hour? Go get some rest gf!


Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
I'm home, just should be sleeping.

::planning attack for tommorow::




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
King f-tard
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry, Ladi is a bit tied up at the moment, she will be available soon. Leave a messsage and we will be sure to see that she gets it.





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
FT I have a chicken with your name on it. The back end is the smooth end, but you might want to use the front. I know you like it when they bite.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::hiding behind the door wearing night vision glasses and carrying duct tape and a hammer::

We'll see how well Ladi can defend her self in the dark.....hehehehehe

::unscrewing lightbulb::

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
:kicks open door impaling metalfan with the doorknob:
Hey MetalFag. How was your cum BBQ last night? Did you mom enjoy your mann milk? Or did your sister like it better?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::smacking Gilligan with the hammer...removing doorknob from my gut::

why don't you go upstairs and ask your little sister homoboy.....she's still happily sitting in a pool of my banana juice with one of Wilbur's ribs shoved in her gash....


E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
You 2 faegs still at it?

I think we are going to have to torch this place.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I think your right GW. We need to torch something around here.
:grabs torch and shoves it up GW's ass:
Suck on the fuckface. Hey metal, I think GW might need a hand. His ass is flaring up. Maybe he shouldn't have eaten that mexican.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
You know what they say Gilligan...."never eat mexican and stand near an open flame" ROFL ::watching dubya catch on fire::

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
You tool. She was Puerto Rican, there is a big friggin difference. That was some good poohsay, then I had Gaylligans sister...ugh!! The funny thing was when I left her crib I saw Metal riding a pig in for sloppy seconds.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I saw Metal riding a pig in for sloppy seconds

GW, I know you guys had a falling out, but you don't even recognize your mom anymore?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
My back is killing me today. You have to untie a girl when you leave for the night, to go home and abuse the dog.

::lets howling FBA monkies into the room::
Careful they bite too




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::wearing hazmat suit carrying a flamethrower:: Hehehe...nice try Ladi ::torching the monkeys:: Monkeyburgers anyone???

::whapping Ladi over the head with my hammer and duct taping her wrists and ankles together:: Wonder what a Ladi burger tastes like?? Probably fish.....ROFL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::wiggles out of tape::
hahaha, after watching what you did to GW, I coated myself in flame retardant goo. Now I'm fireproof and slppery!




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Alright, who let all the darkies into the room? :ding: :ding: :ding:

:grabs GW and points his flaming asshole at the monkies:

Go ahead and rip one GW and lets blow the shit out of these monkeys. Hey ladi, just for that, I think you need a swim in the chum pool.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

flame retardant goo



That's what you think honey....LOL. That container has spare chum in it, amongst other things.....you got nothing.....LOL

Hey Gilligan, aim the ass at her too...LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Uh, oh... what was that stuff in Maynard's barrel. It glowed in the dark last night...




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

what was that stuff in Maynard's barrel.

It's the same stuff that's all over your face. You know, my man lotion.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

my man lotion



Damn, I thought you only used that on men Gaynard. It might have a terrible reaction on female sking ::looking at Ladi waiting for her face to start peeling off::

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Mayfag, I know it was your sister, she still had the same rug burns on her knees. Plus the only thing that's been near my ass was Metal's mom's tongue when she tossed my salad.

What's the deal with tying up Ladi you freaks? You got to tie a women up to keep her around?





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
"I'm melting, I'm melting"

::pours one on BL's beers on me to stop the stinging::




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
King f-tard
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
::Coats ladi with new batch of man juice.

Here ladi, now you are better. Gilligan, make sure GW aims at the Monkeys, not the ladies. We need them for later..

::Pops open another beer and lights up a fat spliff:::





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems


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